I want to make a zoo with you.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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