You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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