I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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