So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
