How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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