sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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