with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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