butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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