I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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