Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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