Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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