I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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