your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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