Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This baby is an asshole
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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