Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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