I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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