I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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