Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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