well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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