At least make sure they are 18
Why
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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