You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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