we're blogging at a bar
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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