You made me cry and you don't even care
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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