Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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