Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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