i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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