all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Can Purell be used as lube?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
