soooo we both peed the bed last night...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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