Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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