i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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