I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Operation Purity has been aborted
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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