so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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