I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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