dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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