I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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