I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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