Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I can't turn off my feet"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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