It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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