Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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