and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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