we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My pussy is not your playground.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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