just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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