she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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