you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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