that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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