i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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