My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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