It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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