You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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