That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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