her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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