actually, I'm a sock model
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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