Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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