White coat. Heels.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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