Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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