Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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