Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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