Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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